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THEORIGINofGAMES
Southroncricketer``slogs"or``blocks"or
is"stumped,"yourNortherngolfingpre-
cisianreligiouslytakeshis"stance,""ad-
dresses"himselftotheball,and"approaches"
thehole;—aphraseologysmackingofthe
AssemblyofDivines.ThereissomethingOftheappel-
PuritanicallyandSinaiticallythreateninginlatiounsatte
thethoughtof"approaching"ahole;asif,golfe.
pairaperture,itwerenottobecomeatbut
afterduepreparationthereunto,andwere
altogetherfencedofffromtheignorant,the
scandalous,andtheprofane.Andsoindeed
itis:theholeisanominousandportentous
ordinance,andoftenmightilyinconveniently
placed;andthedufferwhothinkstoenter
thereinwithoutmuchsearchingofheart,
withoutdiligentuseofallmeanssuitable
andanswerableuntosohighandseriousa
task,ifhedothnottherebyrenderhimself
liabletoadmonishmentbyhiselders,isnever-
theless,inthematterofthe"approach,"still
intheeenfancyofgolf!
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