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So any body now
May take my charming Nancy ;
Because, d'ye see, a? how
She does not suit my fancy.
That Tom, that damn'd Tom cat,
Should Nance in marriage catch me,
Strange things they might be at,
And now and then might scratch me,
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Origin of Old Batckekrs.
Dame Nature one day, in a comical mood,
While mixing the mould to make man,
Was struck with a thought, as th' ingredients sh<
I view'd, .
To alter a little her plan ;
Her children she knew were much given tt rove
So temp'ring the clay with great art,
She sparingly threw in the soft seeds of love,
That usually spring round the heart;
But she quickly repented, tho' too late, 'tis trae;
For a fusty old bachelor stood forth to view, tt
Yes, an old bachelor,
A fusty old bachelor.
What's an old" bachelor like ?
A tree without a branch,
A buck without a haunch,
A knife without a fork,
Bottle without a cork,
A key without a lock,
A wig without a block,
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