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50 The Self-Rival.
Ma Well, Barnaby, fince I have had my fliare
both of the Pleafure and Revenge ; it is but reafon-
able I fliould contribute towards the Reward. [Gives
Money. ~]
Bar. Madam, 'tis the higher!: Reward that you are .
pleas'd with my Performance, {Takes the Money and
Ex.']
Fat. Well, my Dear, can you give any better ac-
count of your Wedding- Affair yet ?
Ma. Yes, yes, Sir Ephraim talks hard of. an old
Lord j but I am refol v'd to marry nobody. O Ged !
to be tied to one Man all one 5 s life, and fworn to
obey him too, tho' the Creature lhould prove tole-
rably obliging, is a terrible thing ; but if he fhould
be crofs and perverfe 1 1 fhould never endure it,
that's certain.
Fal. Oh ! you don't know what you can do, till
you try • you will think very different then from
what you do now ; Marriage alters Folks ffcrangely.
Ma. But it is always for the worfe; have you not
obferved yourfelf, that married People are only fit
Company for one another.
Fal. Why, fince you prefs me to fpeak my mind,
I own I have.
Ma. Who can bear the Company of Lady Tender,
when Sir William is cut of the way ? her whole
Converfation is on him, tormenting herfelf, and all
about her, with her ridiculous Fears for his Safety ;
as if the Man were not at Years of Difcretion to
take care of himfelf.
Fal. I rather think her Company more intolerable
when he's prefent; for then, (he's always hanging
about his Neck and kiffing him, and he all the while
looking Babies in her Eyes, and fiddling his Hand in
her Bofom: then the filthy filly Names they call one
another ; as Lovey, Honey, Deary, and Sweetheart.
Ma. O Ged ! the fuifome things ! I hate to hear
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