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An account of the curious Trial of STEENY SLY before the Jury Court at Stirling, on Wednesday last, for stealing a Kiss from Miss PEGGY PRUDENCE, as she was looking out of her win- dow in the 2nd story of her house in the Town of St. Ninian's, while ' he was passing by as a passenger on the top of the Royal Perth Mail Coach. With the curious evidence Of the other passengers and guard, who were examined as witnesses. Damages laid at L.50. (From the Glasgow Cornier of Saturday, May 10, 1823) PEGGY PRUDENCE, versus STEENY SLY. THIS was an action to recover damages for an ged theft of a kiss, by Steeny Sly from Peggy Prudence. The first and principal issue set forth, that the said Steeny Sly, while an outside passenger on the Perth and Glasgow Royal Mail coach, on the 1st April, 1823, about the hour of 12 did rob Miss Peggy Prudence of a kiss, law- fully in her possession, she at the time having her head out of the window of her lodging in the main Street of St. Ninians, and the defend- er on the top of the coach, which, from the narrowness of the street, came close to the window, where the said Peggy Prudence was; when the said Steeny Sly stole a kiss from Peggy Prudence, to great loss and damage of the Pursuer.?Damages laid at L.50 The case was opened by James Spinnet, Esq. who, after an eloouent speech for the pursuer, procceded to call his witnesses. Peggy Prudence. Depones that, on the day libeled, as she was looking over the window the Perth coach came past. when a young gentleman, dressed in black, stretched out his neck, and before she was aware, stole a kiss from her, he was sitting on the to of the the coach, is sure Steeny Sly is the person, as she afterwards met him in Stirling; when, as she thretatened him with this action, he wished to rake up matters and return her the stolen kiss. Cross-examined by John Squeezer, Esq. for the defender. Never gave a kiss to the defend- er in her life; he tried to return the stolen one at Stirling, bat she did not take it, saw him afterwards give it to her sister Lawrence Queer Guard to the Coach ;.saw the young man kiss the girl, he (the lad) stole it; it did not appear to be given by the lass. Cross-examined--Never stole a kiss in his life. On being cautioned to take care what he said, owned that at a time, he may have stolen one, but is not a habitual stealer of them; sometimes takes a loan of them as he goes through St. Ninians, but always returns them when he comes back?the street is very narrow and the coach may at times have given a jolt?the street is not inconveniently narrow for him, as it is a pleasant thing to shake hands with a friend from the window [ ] for delivering and getting parcers. Mr. Ricardo said he was a political econo- mist. Qa being asked what he considered a kiss was worth, answered, it depends on the demand for that article?in London they can be got at all prices. Jn C---k has dealt in kissing a' his life ; fin's them every expensive;wude consider a gude kiss worth at least the sum libelled, has bought kisses at a much higher rate. Lord E-----e has had both in his young day and lately, dealings in kisses; thinks the sum shown forth in the libel not too great Here the proof closed for the prosecution. Mr. Squeezer addressed the Jury in an elo- quent and able speech in behalf of the detend- er. He then called. Jerry Whip, who was Coachman on the day the kiss was alledged to have been stolen. re- members it perfectly; the lad, the defender, was very civil in him, had given him a dram at Dumblane, being asked if the Street of St. Ninians is inconveniently narrow, answered that it was the d?mn?st ugly, dirty hole of a place he had ever drove through being admonished to avoid profane swearing, beg- ged pardon, but declared it would make any driver in Christendom swear like a Turk to drive through such a place. Cross-exmined--Is sure the coach heeled over, and the defender' face forced against the pursuer's- the guard may think the street is not inconvenient for him, but it is quite an- other thing to drive four horses before you, than for to toot on a horn at the back of the coach. Joseph Hume. --Has not dealt much is kis- ses; likes more substantial Articles; has enquir- ed into the value of kisses in Stirlingshn.; has found that a pound of sweeties, which costs eighteen pence, will buy two and a half kisses, which makes one kiss worth seven pence one- fifth to a fraction. Cross-examined.-?Learnt his arithmetic from Coker.....knows two and two makes four, and how many beans it takes to make five The Learned Judge, LORD HUMBIG. WIG, summed up the evidence with his usu- al ability and impartiality. The July, after having retired for twelve hours, brought in a verdict in favour of the defender. Counsel for the Plaintiff, Jas. Spinnet, Esq. -Agent, James Straw. Counsel for the De. fender ; John Squeezer, Esq. ?Agents. Messrs. But & Ben. John Muir, Printer, Glasgow.
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