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Court Circular, FROM THE PENNY SATIRIST. " What's your opinion of the Corn Laws, Albert?" said the Queen, to her spouse; "you ought to be a counseller to me, in governing the affairs of this mighty Empire-" " Vy." said the emasculated helpmate to Royalty. " before I vass a farmer, I lot dat der sheep corn vas best for mein orses Putt now, ven I is a farmer, I bekinn to zee dat der dear corn is pest for dee country ! ' " Then, your sentiments have under- gone a change, since you began the farming business?'' "Oh ! ver mootch, I sees it in a total tifferent light, now?I tink dat doe farmers require protection to keep up der price?and de landlord require protection, to keep up dee rent ?it am mootch better to pay teer for a pushell of corn for dee orses, dan sell a quarter of corn sheep for dee people, eh ? dat's it ! eh? oh ! I sees it ! ha ! ha !" " So do I'' said the Queen, " I sees it too?- as you call it You're a regular sham, Albert. Graham, and Stanley, and butter-mouthed Peel, have been giving you lessons in Conservative arithmetic;?and now, that you have turned corn dealer, and potatoe grower, and ox feeder, I fear you will become a truckster ere long, and bring disgrace upon the. crown." " No, mein deer," said Albert affectionately ; " it am all for dee gootof dee country?dis plissed country, which is risen to dee sum- mit of prosperity by deer corn, vhen all odder countries am fallen down vith deer sheep. Look at my poor tear Shermany?peef Sd. a pound, mouton 2½d a pound?so sheep ! and yet so ferry poor, dat all dee Shermans dat can affort to travel, or find an opportunity to steal der woy, come over to England, kett money, ko pack, and liqe vell, and sheep ! eh? Der am alvays most monies vere tings are dear?and oh," clasping his hands, and elevating one eye to beauen, and ogling the Queen with the other; "tings am tear in England; had I married a Sherman vife, I should has tied vith melancholy and fixation.' "Ah!" said the Queen, " that's what we call 'soap' in England. But, as for the fixation. I suspect that you are in as fast a fix' here as you could be any where else; and that no vice in Germany could hold you faster. It is a queer way of making a husband vir- tuous, to put him in a vice?but it is the surest; for, as. nothing but vice will hold men, it is a woman's duty to select the strongest and the best for the partner of her fortune, to prevent his being entrapped by others that are worse " " Vell," said Albert. sighing, and looking woefully at his vice-eaus partner. The Queen returned the gaze ; and the two stand silently vis-a-vis (vice-a-vic) divining each other. "A penny for your thoughts," said her Majesty, after a, short interval. " Fatt ?" said Al- bert, " mine for yours's; dat's barter, or Royal Ex- change, eh ?" " I set a higher value upon mine than to dispose of them at so low a rate " " Fatt would you ask for dem, eh?" said the anxious husband. " What would you give?" said the wife. " Mein art'' said Al- bert. " I have too much of that already," said the Queen. " Fatt ?" said Albert, drawing himself up- arms a-kimbo. Her Majesty mimics him with com- pressed lips and determined look. His Matrimonial Majesty turns round, and is about to retire, when his royal partner gives him a hand-some present of a box between the shoulders, reminding him of his rudeness in turning his back upon Majesty. His Connubial Majesty therefore turns his countenance Queen-ward, and bowing, and scraping, backs out?the Queen curt- seying with extreme politeness. [Behind the scenes. A squall from the nursery.] Sanderson, Printer. High Streets Edinburgh.
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1840-1846 shelfmark: L.C.Fol.74(373b)
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