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Broadside entitled 'Humours of the Age' |
TranscriptionHumours of the Age! Chuse where and what you will, here are some things I never think of a wife until I am hungry, and then I look for I love whisky and strong beer twice in the year, that is summer I hate Lawyers and Liars, because they breed wrangling and I would be a soldier, was there all plundering and no fighting. I love a clergyman that practises what he preaches, for other- If ever I marry I will have the ugliest woman I can find, then I Shew me a poet, a painter, and a quaker, and I will shew you Of all men in the world blind men walk most upright, so they Of all people I pity lewd women, for they hazard both soul and Sailors are the bravest and the merriest fellows in the world, for The astrologer is a wise man, he can foretell future events, but Tea and tobacco are pernicious weeds, and grand thieves, they de- There are five great rarities hard to find, a black swan, a phoenix, If extortioners cannot enter the kingdom of heaven, where must Soldiers and butchers are very near relations; for they both live I never see a tailor but he puts me in mind of a cabbage, or a Good old women, and good small beer, are hard to be found, What is the difference between ale-dealers and linen-drapers ? Number me the sands on the sea shore, and the stars in the sky, To portion daughters, and to build ships, are chargeable things, Had I three sons, if one of them was a dunce, two should prac- There are five things wonderfully swift ? Fame, which, like a Some say that Britain is the garden of the world, but, as Buona- But there is no general rule without exception, what I speak is And thus I have finished what I first proposed, And if I have more or less of truth disclosed Than what you like, excuse me for this time, As need makes old wives trot, and poets rhyme; Therefore extend your halfpence, if you please, And I'll pray for you all my remaining days. EDINBURGH:?Reprinted by Menzies, Lawnmarket.
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Probable date of publication:
1835 shelfmark: F.3.a.13(101)
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