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Bubblers mirrour; or, Englands folly

(5) Bubblers mirrour; or, Englands folly

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The BUBBLERSMIRROUR:or ENGLANDSFOILY.

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A Liſt of the Bubbles, with
what each sold at when higheſt,
Together with Satryrical Eppigrams
upon each, byy author of y S-Sea Ballad.

                      Weſtleys Actions

Subſcrib'd at............2 Pound
Sold at-------------------12 Pound
Come all ye Wealthy Knaves, k Rich old Witches,
Buy Weſtley's Actions with your ill got Riched;
He'll eaſe you of your Gold, if you deſire it,
And drown it in South Seaof you require it.

                  Welby's Golden Mines

        Paid in. ......10 Shillings pr Share
Sold at................ 16 Pound pr Share
You Ladies of renown, and Men of Title.
Who Love is hazard much for sake of Little,
Subſcribe to Caption Welby's Golden Bubble,
And when his Mines are found, he'll Pay you Double.

                  Long's Melioration of Oil

Paid in......................5 Pound pr share
Sold at......................60 Pound pr share
O Long! Vouchsafe or mend this Canker'd Nation,
By thy mo ſt usefull art of Melioration;
But oil's I doubt, are of diffrent nature,
Becauſe, thou spoilſt the Good, to make Bad Better.

                      Britiſh Inſurance
Paid in......................... 7 Shillings 6 pence
Sold at......................... 3 Pound
Come allye much-worm Landlords of Old Kouſes,
That Inſurance, if you pleaſe is Buy it,

Will keep you safe, and make you ſleep in quiet.

                          Globe Permits
           No money advanced
            Sold at 50 Pound
You that have tatter'd Ships that lye at caſe,
For want of Canvaſs wings, to mound the Feas:
Bay Globe Permits, and the Sail-Cloth Projecwrs
Will uſe ye kindly,-- like, South Directors.

                            Salt Petre

Paid in........2 Shillings 6 Pence
Sold at........ 1 Pound 20 Shillings
Come all ye Black Inſernal Powder makers,
And Rocketeers, that deal in Squibs and Gackers;

Buy Petre Stock, let me be your adviſer,
I will make you [tho' not Richer] uch the Wiſer.

                           Roſe Inſurance

       Paid in ...........10 Shillings
Solde at .......... 4 Pound pe 05
Projecting sure muſt be a gainfull Trade,
Since all the Element, are Bubbled made,
They're right that gull us with the dread of Fire,
For fear makes greater Foots, than fond Deſire,

                           Water Engine

Paid in ..........4 Pound
Sold at...
.........50 Pound
Come all ye Culls, my Water Engine Buy,
To Pump your flooded Mines, and Coat-Pits dry:
Seme, Projects are all wind,.but ours is Water,
And tho' at preſent low, may riſe hereater.

         Coal Trade from Newcaſtle

Paid in....................... 5 Shillings
Sold at....................... 1 Pound 1 Shillings
Some deal in Water Some in wind like Fools,
Others in Wood, but we alone in couts;
From such like Projects, the dedining Nation,
May justly fear a fatal Information.

                        Stockings

Paid in....................... 2 Pound 10 Shillings
Sold at....................... 30 Pound
You that delight to keep your Sweaty Feet,
By often changing Stockings Clean and Sweet,
Thoſe that Buy moſt, along will go without.

                     Iriſh Sail Cloth

Subſcrib's at.....................5s. pr Share
Sold at...............1s. pr Share
If bood St Patrick's Friends ſhould raiſe a Stock,
And make in Iriſh Lown, true Holland Dock,

Ther ſhall this noble Project by my Shoul
No longer be a Bibble, but a Ball.

                  FurniſhingofFunerals

Paid in................2 Pound 10 Shillings
Sold at................15 Pound
Come allye Sickly Mortals Die space,
And Solemn Pomps your Funerals ſhall Grace,
Old Ruſty Hackneys ſhall attend each Kearſe,
And Stare-Gows in Black Gowres compleat the Farce.

                        Inſurance onLives

Subſcrib'd at..............2 Shillings 6 Pence
Sold at.......................1 Pound
Come allye Gen'rous Husband, with your wires,
Inſure mind Sins, on your precarious Lives;
That to your Confort, when you're Dead and Rottert.
Your Windows may be Rich when you're forgotten.

a Liſt of Bubbles
of leſs note whoſe Prices

were forty moſt part uncer tain
Silk Manufactory--
In k Lead Mines-
in Cornwall k.
Lending Money
on Stocks k.
Widdows Penſions
Malt Liquor----
Grand America Fiſhery
Lincoln ſhire Fenns
River Oronoks--
Naval Stores--
Colcheſter Bays--
Feeding Cattle,--
Inſurance on Serv.
Corn Frade--
Turn Pikes & Wharſs
Extracting Silver
from Lead.
Making ching ins Engl:
Importing Fobucco
Kay k Strans---
Ballaſt--
Filting Ships
againſt Pyrates
Timber from Wales
Iranſmutation
of Quick Silver
Packing Cloth k
Making Iron
with Pit Coal
Jerſey--------
Nova Britania

Behold a Canting Miſer who of late,
For twice the value sold a faire Eſtete------
To purchase South Sea Stock, in hopes to gron
As rich as Croeſus, e'er it fell so low;
But fickle Fortune, that inconſtant Queen
Turning her Wheel and changing of the Scene,
Expos'd the Fraud that had so long prevali'd,
And with her Frowns the riſing Moſter queld,
Croſs'd the vain hopes of each aſpiring breast,
And ruind poor old Cant among the reſt,
Who non no more of Sjouth Sea conduct brags,
But mourns his folly o'er his Empty Bags;
Raves at the tricks a pack of Knaves have plays
And Curſes those for whom before he Prayd;
So he that Games and is by Dice undone,
Damns his ill fortune, when the fault's his own.

A Liſt of Bubbles
of leſs note &c.
--Continued
R. Thanett--
Moriſon's Heaven-
Jamaica-
Cureing ther
Gout and Stone &c.
Italian Padlocks
Extracting Butter
from Beech Ireas
Inſurance, from Theſts
Paper Manufactory
Cambricks Lace-
Holland &c.
Beaver Furr-
Happening of Shoes
Flying Engine--
Inſurances of Ma
riages from Divorce
Encouraging Wifes
Men to caſt Nativities
air Pump for the Brain
Engine to removes Sea
Houſe to Moor fields,
Inſurances againſt
Venereal Deſeaſe
Inſurance of Maiden
Beſiedes Bubbles
here nain'd an Innu
merable Number
Periſh'd in Embrio

A Liſt of the Bubbles with the
prices of subſcription
- Continued -

                     Royal Aſsurance

Subſcrbed at.............5 Shilling's
Call.........................5 Pound...........sell aze.
Royal aſsurance, tis a Glorious name!
A Style reproachfull surely to our Kings,
Since miſsapply'd to vile and Comon things.

                        London Aſuranoe

Subſcrib'd at................5 Shillings
Call..............................4 Pound 15 Shillings Sold at us
Our London Bites a deep deſign have laid
Inſure our Shipping, now w've loſt our Trade;
But would revive our Merchants more to see
Themſelves, inſur'd, from Drawning in South Sea.

                     Manuring of Land

Subſcrib'd at.....................2 Shillings 6 pence
Sold at..............................1 Pound 10 Shillings
A noble undertaking but abuſ'd,
And only as a Tricking Babble uſ'd,
Much they Pretend to; But the Publick Fear,
They'll never make Corn Cheap, or Horſe Ding Dear.

                     Rock Salt

Subſcrib'd at............1 Pound 5 Shillings
Sold at.....................15 Pound
You that are willing is preſerve your Meat,
In Winter fav'ry, and in Summer Sweet.
Encourage this Salt Project and your Coin
Will turn to rome account, at leaſt to Brine.

      Exporting Timber from Germany

Paid in.......................10 Shillings
Sold at.......................1 Pound
You that are Rich and haſty to be Poor,
Bay Tunber Export from the German Show.
For Gallouſes, built up of forreign Wood,
If frightly uſd, may do Change Alley good.

                        Bleaching of Hair

Subſcrib'd at .................6 Shillings pr Cent
Sold at ...........................1 Pound 20 Shillings pr Cent
Here Dirly, Brown, Dark, Red and Yellow Hair,
Are Bleach'd to Colours that are Fine, and Fair,
Own Blended, so that half the Whores in Town,
Centribute to adorn one addl'd Crown.

                     Inſurance onHorſes

Subſcrib'd at...........2 Shillings 6 Pence
Sold at....................25 Shillings
You that keep korjes to preſerve your Eaſe,
And Pads to pleaſe your Wires, and Miſtreſses;
Inſure their Lives, and if they Die we'll make
Full Satisfaction, or be bound or Break.

                         Sugar

Subſcribed at....................5 s. pr cr
Sold at..............................1 s. pr cr
Fair Taltling boſsipd, you that Love to die,
Four Sugar blended with Expenſure Sea,
Since you delight in things, both Dear and Sweet,
Buy Sugar ſhares, and you'll be Sivectly Bit.

                     Radiſh Oil

Subſcrib'd at.................15 t. pr Share
Sold at..........................25 t. pr share
Our Oily Project, with the Gaping Town,
Will ſurely for a mine go smoothlyu down,
We saw and Preſs, to carry on the Cheat,
To Bite Change Alley is not Found but wit.

                  Penſilvania Company

Subſcrib'd at...............5 Pound 5 Shilli p. Share
Sold at.........................40 Pound pr Share
Come all ye Saints, that would for little Buy,
Great Tracts of Land, and are not where they lie.
Deal with your Quaking Friends, they're Min of Light,
Their Spint hates Deceit, and Swrns to Bite.

                  BuyingSeamensTickets

Subſcrib'd at............2 Shillings 6 Pence prcs
Sold at.....................1 Pound pr cent.
As the caſe ſtands the Wapping Ale wives Buy.
The Seamen's Tickets for a small ſupply;
But 'tis no matter whether ſpendthirſt, ſlaves,
Are Choug'd by Wapping Whores or Bubbling Knows.

                  Paſtbo ardManufactory

Paid in......................2 Shillings 6 Pence pr cent
Sold at......................2 Pound 10 Shillings prct
As Empty ſayings flour from windy Fools,
So Paiſtbourd Bubbles riſe from Paper Shells;
Madneſs, muſt ſurely be the Towns diſeaſe,
When Knaves get Money by such Whin as theſe,

                  Drying Malt by the Air

Paid in.................2 Shillings 6 Pense
Sold at.................1 Pound
Of all the Windy Projects now in vogue,
To Hence the Fool and Feed the aring Rogue,
The Malting Bubble, seems to be moſt fair,
Becauſe car Maltſters own they work by Air.

Printed for Carington Bowles nexty Chapter Houſe in St. Pauls Ch. Yard, London.

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