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JOSEPH TUCK. I'M Joseph Tuek. the tailor's son, A poor but honest blade, sirs ; And for these five and twenty years, A sorry life l've led, sirs, But as I want some customers, I'll toll you what my trade is ; I'm barber, blacksmith, parish-cleak. And man midwife to the ladies Bow wow, &c
I learn the bloods the way to ber, And also how to fence, sirs ; I teach the girls how to coax, And also how to dance, sirs, I'm skill'd in every Highland Reel. Strathspey, and Irish Jig, sirs; And I can shave a parson's beard, And curl a ladies wig, sirs. My shop is stock'd with London toys, Guns, wooden swords and dolls, sirs ; Red herrings, treacle. blacking balls, Sweet gingerbread, and coals, sirs, I sell all sorts of ladies ware, Rings, parasols. and muffs, sir ; I likewise deal in sausages, And other garden stuffs, sirs. I keep all sorts of liquors too, Rum brandy, ale and porter ; I light the lamps the whole year through, Or take them by the quarter, I dress all kinds of leather too, And linen, fine or coarse, sirs ; I keep a school for singing psalms, And tools for shoeing horse, sirs. All kinds of sweetmeats too I sell, Soap, sugar, salt and spice, sirs ; Potatoes. spunks and periwigs, And traps for catching mice, sirs, Ching's patent loze ges I sell. And Godferoy's cordial roots, sirs ; I also can both make and mend, All kinds of shoes and boots, sirs. I also have on hand for sale, All kinds of weaving ware, sirs ; Wheel-barrows, picks, and boukin pins, And cheeses made in Ayr, sirs, All kinds of coblers tools I keep, umbrellas, brougs and awls, sirs ; Flayed pigeobs, spoldings, becon ham, And imitation shawls, sirs. Thus I have given you in full. A statement of my ware, sirs ; My rings and ruffs? my dolls and muffs? My leather and my hair, sirs, But not to wear your patience out, I here will make a stop sirs ; And only hope you'll take the hint, And purchase at my shop, sirs.
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